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Q Why do bikes have kickstands A from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.

What did the bicycle call its dadPopcycle from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !

What do you call a woman with from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes Sir from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !

Why cant an elephant ride a bicycleBecause from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why cant a bicycle stand up by from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).

When is a bicycle not a bicycleWhen from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

A math student who used to come from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "It's a `thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird..." "Tell us!" "Well", he starts, "yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that she had passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to thank me in person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her bicycle. But when I had let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes off, lay down on my bed, smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me whatever you desire!'" One of his friends remarks: "You made a really smart choice when you took the bicycle." "Yeah", another friend adds, "just imagine how silly you would have looked in a girl's clothes - and they wouldn't have fit you anyway!"

The cyclist passing a pedestrian crossing runs from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."

Q How many bikers does it take from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

The school teacher was furious when Brad from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Don't you know how to ride that yet?" he roared. "Oh yes!" shouted Brad over his shoulder. "It's the bell I can't work yet.

Our bank manager cant ride a bike from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.

Johnny was racing around the garden on from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!'

Whats the hardest thing about learning to from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.

I went on a long bicycle ride from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it!' Jill replied, 'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!'

A little boy out riding his bicycle from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, 'Don't you know how to ride a bike?' 'Yes,' he answered, 'but I don't know how to ring the bell yet'

Why couldnt the bicycle stand up for from Flashcomment Bicycle jokes Jokes
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred.